I hope you have the most wonderful birthday ever!
I love you because you make me laugh, you make me cry, and you make me who I am! (But, I could have done without the hoarding gene.)
Also because you say things like "horn of plenty", "oh horse sh*t", and "meearlow" for merlot.
Also because you say "Gracias" when we are in France.
You are crazy and I love you!
Happy 50th Birthday!!